Hipster sex: Let’s get the Nutella

Ian Rubbish: It’s been alright. I’ve had a lovely Night with you.

tanakas:

the school year is almost over

Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population. 

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older